I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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