We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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