Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
he fucked my hip out of place.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
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