just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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