i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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