Ambien. No doubt about it.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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