just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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