I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
farters have to be the big spoon...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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