can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
even my farts smell like vagina
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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