i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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