Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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