Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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