Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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