Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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