Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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