Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Just puked most of my soul out..
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