Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
no you cant smoke seaweed
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Randomize
