i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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