I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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