Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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