I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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