their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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