Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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