You smell like a Billy Joel song
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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