You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Michael Bay diarrhea
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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