Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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