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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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