we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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