ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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