yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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