Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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