Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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