Porn is love you can see.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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