your thong is hanging out like whoa
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
there is glitter all over my balls
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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