Dual....:-)
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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