i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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