Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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