but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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