I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
All the doctor said was why
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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