the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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