I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Damn victory sex feels great
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