no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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