im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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