everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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