You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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