You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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