let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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