Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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