I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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