Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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