So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
he laminated a picture of his dick.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I could fuck to npr.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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