he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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