do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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