Small penises have feelings too.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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