Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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