Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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