My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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