So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Umm I'm too high to move.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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